For some reason I got it in my mind that it was important to develop some landscape architecture jokes, so here's what I've got so far:
How many landscape architects does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-We have a very qualified electrical sub-consultant for that.
What's black, white, green & striped all over?
-A Peter Walker landscape.
What do landscape architects call a Brazilian wax?
-A Roberto Burle Marx
Why did the landscape architect cross the road?
-To get to the other bulbout.
Your momma's so fat she can't fit in paper space.
-Kobori Enshu who?
-Enshu glad I gave you this borrowed view?
wakka, wakka, wakka....